Have you ever wanted to see some naked chicks, but you were too lazy to get up and go to a strip club. I know, I have this issue on a weekly basis. Pornication has solved this problem. For less than what you end up spending at a strip club, through pornication you can ogle some naked chicks and even tell them what to do.

I don't think I was the only kid scanning late night television or ruining their vision trying to watch scrambled porn all hoping to catch a glimpse of a boob or two that we could record and add to our collection of wanking material. I bet Mr. Skin was one of these kids because he is a guy who has collected nude scenes from thousands of movies and television shows for years now.

Ladies, when your boyfriend tries to get really cute and whips out a video camera when you're slobbing on his cock; hit him in the balls and destroy the camera. Strike that, actually let him film his messy cum shot all over your face, and then make sure to leave that tape somewhere inconspicuous like the local library or on the front lawn. Otherwise the fine folks over at StolenPornVideos.com wouldn't be able to feed their kids. You don't want to take food away from hungry kids, do you? You horrible person.